Got this idea from Brighton.
Say ten things, or twenty- no limit, that you would really like to say to their face but can’t or won’t. Yep, gots meself some of those.....
~If you tell me you're going to be in town, how about actually
being in town?? I only took nearly a week off to spend time with you, because I haven't seen you in nearly
ten fucking years and it'd be really, really nice to hang out with you. For crap's sake, I'd even be willing to go to a fucking club with you, even though the whole clubbing thing isn't even my scene. You also realize I'd have a 3 hr. drive to see you, and there is not a way in hell I'm making said trip if I don't even know when, or if, you plan on showing up??????
~I know you were only doing your job, but seriously, my record was clean, a warning would've been sufficient.
~Why should we "leave a message and wait and wait for you to call back?" How about you actually open your shop until, say, 5 pm like most normal people would do, so we can get rid of the damn fleas in the house and on the cat?!
~Why the friggin' hell didn't you people
flea-bomb the house before you moved, anyway? Oh yes, you were a lazy troll, now I remember. Thanks. Maybe we should send you the damn bill
when we find a groomer!!~If you're actually getting paid to do a job, howz about actually
doing the job you're assigned instead of leaving the rest of us to run your shift for you????
~I really loved getting my break 5 hours into a 6.5 hour shift last week. If I had passed out, you peeps would've recieved the hospital bill if I'd been taken to the ED.
~Why do you insist that I am your "daughter"? You've never treated me like one, your kids never did wrong, even when they did worse things than me. My
MOTHER lives nearly 3 hrs. away. It's only an image thing for you, and it pisses me off beyond any reason.
~You broke my sister's heart for no reason, you spineless fuck. You better hope and pray to whatever, if anything, you believe in that I never see you again, because I will be somewhere in that long line of people to kick your ass from here to where-ever we deem you lucky enough to land.
~For your animal's sakes,
stop leaving them in your car on the hottest or coldest days of the year!! It doesn't take long for them in worst cases, to die. Why do you think we had the PD @ the store looking for you? And to the idiots that say "Well, it's only for a few minutes"... we should take your info and A. Take any and all animals you currently have away from you, and B. Not allow you to ever own another animal again.
~Closing time does not mean wander the store for another ten to fifteen (plus) minutes. It means bring your shit to the front and check the fuck out so we can go home! We do have lives that don't revolve around work!
Done. Much better!!